I Have ADD. You're Welcome.

Random photos taken, random pictures copied from other sites, and a lot of photos of parade floats with statues making an -0- face. You're welcome.

Oct 5

writing tip #912:

gr8writingtips:

adding well-rounded female characters to your story makes your dick bigger


writing tip #913:

gr8writingtips:

close your eyes. breath deeply. now, imagine yourself being in the situations your characters end up in. this will make your writing more realistic. i’m doing it ri- wait. no. NO. ARGH FUCK NO FUCKIGN RUN WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE IT’S TOO REAL TOO REA


writing tip #915:

gr8writingtips:

if you start to think about giving your protagonist a break, remember: when was the last time they did anything nice for you?


writing tip #917:

gr8writingtips:

why set your novel in a quasi-medieval europeanesque country when you could set it in ikea?

(via englishmajorhumor)



Oct 3
Bella left us yesterday. 
She was born on Christmas day, almost 14 years ago. 
She was the last of her litter to be sold (to my parents, luckily), because, as a long haired gsd, she wasn’t the “right standard” to be a show dog. The joke was on her breeders, as she was the only one out of her entire litter without psychological or physical issues, and quickly proved to everyone how clever she was.
She was a kind, sweet dog who was much loved. 
Once again, hug your pets a little tighter tonight, and give the older ones that extra scratch right where their leg starts thumping.

Bella left us yesterday.
She was born on Christmas day, almost 14 years ago.
She was the last of her litter to be sold (to my parents, luckily), because, as a long haired gsd, she wasn’t the “right standard” to be a show dog. The joke was on her breeders, as she was the only one out of her entire litter without psychological or physical issues, and quickly proved to everyone how clever she was.
She was a kind, sweet dog who was much loved.
Once again, hug your pets a little tighter tonight, and give the older ones that extra scratch right where their leg starts thumping.


Sep 23
Exactly how I’m feeling this morning. #Jude #Tuesday #sleepy #dog #dogsofinstagram

Exactly how I’m feeling this morning. #Jude #Tuesday #sleepy #dog #dogsofinstagram


Sep 20
sarahseeandersen:

My social life is sad.

sarahseeandersen:

My social life is sad.



Sep 19

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